The Apple Mac Pro has a razor-sharp design. I’m not kidding – I skinned myself on it. You haven’t been in pain until you’ve peeled a few centimetres of skin off your ring finger on a side of Apple aluminium. Blood everywhere and a sliver of flesh hanging off the computer casing. Brought a tear to my eye.

So, it’s not all great, this Mac stuff.

On the plus side, it is a silent as a sea lion sleeking through the sea. Compare this with the Dell it is replacing that used to roar like a belt-fed banshee.